bloodstiel:

queenquong:

bloodstiel:

what? johnlock? you mean John Locke, the 17th century English philosopher and Father of Classical Liberalism

*cries real tears* NO! johnlock is way more important!!

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This is a PSA for those who have never heard of this beautiful show. This show is called Red Band Society and it’s about a bunch of dying kids yay fun times right?! Basically you’ve got your cancer patients, your anorexic, your girl with a failing heart, your boy with failing lungs, and the whole wonderful thing is narrated by a twelve year old in a coma.

This show delves into many different kinds of relationships between not only the children, but their doctors as well. Parental, platonic, romantic, you’ve got it all and they’re all beautiful.

Unfortunately this wonderful show is not getting notice and it is very possible that it will be cancelled. So if you haven’t seen it, maybe try it out? I thought it would be alright, but I was bored and slightly interested so I checked it out and I’m so glad I did because it’s my new favourite show! I really think it’s something almost anyone will love, and it’s so unique.

I’m such a great person I’ll even help you get started:

  • you can watch the ENTIRE THING here
  • S01E01 - Pilot
  • S01E02 - Sole Searching
  • S01E03 - Liar, Liar Pants on Fire
  • S01E04 - There’s No Place Like Homecoming
  • S01E05 - So Tell Me What You Want What You Really Really Want

I’m just kind of begging you guys to give this show a chance because I don’t think it deserves to be cancelled and I think y’all will love it <3

drinkmasturbatecry:

razzledazzy:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

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im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

bipolarshinji:

hbnic:

gingersofficial:

tessaviolet:

w.h.a.t.

The fucking first time

I ALMOST CHOKED

i will reblog this every single time it shows up and if you don’t u dont have a heart

Title: Q & SLAY
Artist: Tyler Oakley
Played: 8111 times

sadbutnotdying:

trxyler5ever:

Reblogging this every day so I never lose it

I KNOW THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING BUT


faeriviera:

caiju:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

tffnyblws:

theyoungveinsvevo:

*does laundry but like in a punk way*

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*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*

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*does musical theatre but in a punk way*

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*does punk but in a musical theatre way*

kije999:

hiyasdoodles:

Enjonine Artswap with kije999! Her line art, my colors. :D Pretty happy with how the colors turned out, although I’m sorta wishing I gave Enjolras a bolder color palette… Tell me what you guys think?

Aah!! It;s so gorgeous!! I’m still colouring your lines, I’m a bit caught up with school now, I have to turn 28 drawings and a 3D model in before tomorrow 12 A.M…

wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

  • teachers: dont have sex youll die
  • government: dont have sex youll die
  • everyone: dont have sex youll die
  • someone: im asexual
  • everyone: thats fucked up how could you not love sex its the best thing ever wtf

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT